ANDY

WELL BUBBA: 

It’s the last week in June and I’m kinda glad I ain’t a piece of ice or an egg cause schools out and them little hoodlums I see riding around on their bikes would wanna find out how long I’d take to melt or fry. 

The damned mosquitoes have been hell lately even in the day even if you’re in the shade.  The garden looks like hell passed overhead but the okra is growing well and the four new tomato plants don’t seem to be affected.  I picked another one of the cantaloupes and it had holes drilled in it here and there.  Those damned boring worms have drilled their last.  I loaded up the sprayer with some Sevin after I noticed the lemon tree had something that looked like small ants eating the new growth.  No wonder the damned thing ain’t growing.  The S.O.B.’s are eating all that grows!   Anyway, after the lemon tree, I went to the garden and sprayed the whole damn thing!  I accidently hit a couple of bees and wondered, “Why the hell am I spraying these?”  I guess we all do and say some stupid things when were pissed. 

Oh yeah, the girls (your mom and trish) gave me a big ass notebook to write on but I still have plenty of pages in this 3x5.  That damned big ass notebook would make me feel like I was back in school trying to make something up and besides they want me to keep writing (I don’t mind talking to ya) but sometimes a man’s gotta object whether he really cares to or not.  They (women) do the same damn thing.  I guess that sort of shit gets put out there just to keep each other guessing.  I guess we should all just say what we are thinking.  What the hell did I just say?  “Honey, does this make my butt look big?  Hell no!  Your butt makes that look too small!”  You can stop laughing now Hito.  They’re gonna read this and it’s my ass that’ll take the fire.  I know you think that’s funny as hell!  You can STF up now, there’s plenty of other things you can laugh at.  Aw, go ahead and laugh!  Maybe I’ll tear this page out, oh now, you can STFup!  You just wanna see me get my ass in trouble!

They’re leaving tomorrow so they’ll be too busy to read this tonight and by then it’ll be too late to slap me.  So there!  Kiss my grits!  Paul came over to “flake” the fish and I told him that I had already fed em.  Your mom bought this big ass container of tetramin (fish food) about 4x’s the size you normally have.  I guess we’re gonna have a fish fry next month cause if they eat all that shit we’re gonna need a bigger tank!  I guess we could put them in the pool and go fishing cause your “future snook bait” will be a big as snook!   I know you don’t eat fish but you like to catch them!!!!  I have some tenderloins in the freezer you can have, all you have to do is show up.  Asshole!

                                                                                    Love Andy. . . . . . . . .  . . .

P.S.:  I left some more hot chicken wings but I drank half of the beer. 

June 22, 2011