ANDY

WELL HOLMES:

As long as I’m here I might as well write down something.  I wasn’t going to but I just saw a lizard beat his head against a tree – it obviously made me think of you cause I never saw one do that before.  Lots of people keep passing by, as is the nature of a parkway. 

Damned mole took out the 1^st sunflower to the east.  I had pretty good hopes for that one.  Speaking of the east, the wind is coming from the east and I think the sunflower to the west is sticking up farther than ever so I got the tape and the S.O.B. is 48 ½ inches tall.  Congrats!  You’re a poppa. 

On a lighter note, we (your mom, aunt trish and I) took the McCulley etching down to McCulley’s and everybody cried.  Boo said he’d have it framed and I told him that he’d never get it clean cause those marks in it was from a fire and they actually burnt into it.  I told him that I’m not good with the year vehicles were made but I think it was a 49 Ford pickup and I was surprised to see that the glass actually fell out of the back window and through the frame and was just standing there unbroken.  He said he used to cut glass and the last glass you wanna cut is old glass.  So we’re both surprised you didn’t break it!!!  You’re like a darn Bull in a China Shop!!! Oh well, at least I delivered it without breaking it.  The wind was blowing so hard Boo was afraid it was gonna break while he was holding it.  I guess they made tougher glass back then cause how many windows did you break out of the Volvo?  Those were some really nice provocative women till they cracked up!  Guess they should’ve stayed off drugs or kept your hand steadier. 

Well enough of that crap bro, it’s your mom’s birthday tomorrow and she doesn’t care at all.  She wishes you were here so she could kick your ass for making her feel like this!  She’d trade all of her tomorrows just to hold you one more time.  Depressing ain’t it?  That’s why you can’t see this!  Maybe there’s some good angels to give her a good dream instead of the nightmare you left her with!   Asshole!

                                                                             Love Andy. . . . . . .

June 16, 2011