Well Bubba: I’m sitting out here whether I like it or not. Marly wouldn’t let me in the house w/o her coming inside to so I just sat down. Figured I should write since you ain’t been saying much. Haven’t heard from you in a while!!! Yeah, I know my minds been somewhere else and you’ve been somewhere else. We’ve had a heavy fall of acorns this September & October and the damn squirrels are bitchin at each other. I hope everything’s going well with you and you’ve forgotten all about us still down here, after all, even though you’ve got eternity, there’s no reason you should waste any time on us cuz there ain’t anything you can do about what we’re doing anyway. Some people think there is but I pretty much figured that’s impossible otherwise there’d be a lot more Lotto winners!!! HaHa! LOL. P.S. – the squirrels are bitchin at the cats, I think. Who the heck knows. Your Grandma Honey emailed me a joke today. It was funny. You’re mom is still pretty much devastated by your lack of presence. She misses you!! Sorry there’s nothing you can do but she still misses you. You know, I understand more than most how it hurts and how there ain’t a damned thing you can do to quiet the hurt. Time truly is a healer. Friends and loved ones help but it still takes understanding from all. I can only hope she understands that what is done is done, try to be, who you want to be to those around you and you too will be missed “one way or another”. So long, Asshole!
Love Andy!
October 17, 2011
Hey Holmes: I finally found a pen. Imagine that! I use to be able to talk to you but now it’s like everybody’s listening. I can talk to you but it’s like we’re sitting in a damn arena. Yeah, I know it’s my own damn fault for giving this writing to others to read. What the hell could I do? People miss your ugly ass. Okay, fine you looked damn good in the cowboy hat. As a matter of fact, your mother looked so good, I actually thought you were a couple. A couple of gangstas’. Halloween is coming up and if there’s any truth to the B.S. legends then you’ll find her in Albuquerque, NM. I know that’s past tense bro, but I ain’t gonna be able to talk to you much more. I began this sentence with “I” am very proud of the fact that you quit drinking for as long as you did. I think you were pretty much at the top of your game. Trouble is, your game was not in the best interest of you, but that didn’t happened till you were off the wagon. I’m sorry I wasn’t able to direct you to the straight and narrow but I ain’t seen that path for quite some time. I always claim to think that I am but at the same time I keep doing the same things that keep me from being happy with what I must do. I do not want to stop being so “out of tune” with the world that I couldn’t possibly make a difference. On the other hand, I don’t want to be so in tune with the world that I couldn’t possibly make a difference. In this quest of life, I have been a numerous piece of shit. Sorry Bubba, but you should have guessed. I’m no better than you. I try to make people think so, but the fact is, I am no better. Ok! But you don’t have to laugh so long!!! Asshole.
Love Andy!
October 23, 2011
Hey Hito: Did you see that those guys came to a screeching halt, ok, well almost. That guy got out and picked up an aluminum can! I should’ve yelled, “Hey, that’s my can”. It cost more to stop and pick up one can than it pays for itself. People have got this recycle/green shit all mixed up/carbon footprints/carbon credits? If you make a footprint, do you think it’s erased because you didn’t make more? You’ll make more! You don’t have a choice, you’ve already begun, it’s begun. We don’t have a choice, ok, we could ride bicycles but we’d get run over by those who have already gotten use to going like a “bat out of hell” (actually like US) trying to get somewhere a little faster. Yeah, I know man, the wheels are turning and the clock ticks on. You contained yourself when the hefty guy and the fat chick rolled west past us and I was thinking how much wiser you’ve become than the fatter guy and fatter chick come back towards the east. Ok, it was funny, only because it as what I was thinking about, but I can’t help but think you had a hand in the timing! Still it’s good to see them trying. What? Hell no! It’d probably kill me. I know I’m gonna die either way but I don’t want to quicken it!!! If I don’t get run over, I’ll have a fucking heart attack. Knowing me I’ll have a heart attack and then get run over! It’s not my fault you lost your license and you sure as hell wouldn’t be riding that bike if you hadn’t lost it. Come on, Man, don’t give me bad karma. You’ve never seen me drive when I couldn’t stay in my own lane and I always look out for problems with the other guys. Ok, but you shouldn’t give me crap, you know damn well that I never drive when I have. No! When I know I might have trouble maintaining. Yeah, I know down the road I might have trouble, No! I know how much, when and how long it’ll take me to get home. Ok! You’re Right! I don’t always know because it could take longer or someone might run into me or I might have to help someone who got run into. OK! OK! Don’t jinx me man! You know I ain’t gonna hurt nobody, I’ll drive the speed limit and anyone who want to go faster, I’ll be ready to put the brakes on in case they can’t pass fast enough. Hey Man, you’re making me paranoid. Maybe I should stay here tonight. I know it’s still light out but they moved back time and it gets darker earlier. Yeah, you got that right, I ain’t sleeping in no damn couch when I got a perfectly good bed at home. Oh Shit! You’re mom’s coming home tomorrow and I’ve slept on those sheets for 2 ½ weeks. I gotta go home and wash the linen before I can go to sleep tonight. No! I didn’t dirty them up but you can only sleep so long on the same sheets and her nose still works. I gotta go man! I know, it’s been a while. Anyway, thanks for talking to me. It’s good to see you’re doing alright. By the way, you know I still think you’re an asshole! But then again, aren’t we all? Still, I kinda miss your dogging my ass every time I pull up here but at the same time I miss the surprises you laid on me when you worked all day trying to get things done. I even miss the times you’d step on one plant while trying to shore up another. I guess I just kinda miss ya! Hell No, that wasn’t no damn tear!!!!! I, my eye, was burning from sweat or something. Hell No!!!! I wouldn’t hug your ass. I’d just say, “What the hell happened?” Cuz heaven wouldn’t have you and hell wouldn’t put up with your ass. I gotta go man! Yeah, I will. IT’LL BE ALRIGHT! Oh Yeah, thank GOD for the rain, for me, if you get the chance. I know, but who else can I ask. They say there’s no way to kill them, well ask somebody. I’ll bet somebody knows how to get rid of nemytodes. Yeah, Paul’s garden has gone to shit too! Yeah, I’m gonna dig it up and plant something green or maybe broccoli or cauliflower. I gotta go man, no, not really, but she hides it sometimes. Yeah, she knows, but it still hurts! Asshole.
Love Andy
November 6, 2011
